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Writer's Block: Greatest Accomplishment

Wed, 19 Mar 2008 16:40:11 GMT

What is your greatest accomplishment? What was the journey to get there?

Wow, that's a tough one. I guess I would have to say that my greatest accomplishment is not trying to kill myself every morning.

Yes, I am awesome (but everyone's got a nerd in them).

Tue, 18 Mar 2008 03:24:45 GMT

Dude, I'm such a fucking nerd. First, I'm posting twice in one day, second I just had to share this (what I happen to think is a) kick-ass vid. One of my favorite shows on television is The Tudors and one of my favorite films is *gasp* Pride & Prejudice (2005). I know, not everyone's favorites, but I could give a damn. Now, I normally don't care for "fanvids" at all, but this just had such a boss vibe to it that I couldn't help myself.

This video = awesome.

End of story.

Writer's Block: Happy St. Patrick's Day!

Mon, 17 Mar 2008 19:13:54 GMT

How are you celebrating St. Patrick's Day?

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I'm technically not Irish... but it's not going to keep me from having a good time. I'm wearing green and I'm going to enjoy Ireland's greatest contribution to the United States: great alcohol. Yes, that's right, I figured I have the right to celebrate St. Patty's day the way any other red-blooded AA member would, by getting utterly trashed. After all, you're not truly celebrating an Irish holiday unless you get drunk... they've practically got Guinness running through their fucking veins for Christ's sake.

A field study conducted by CNN proved that men and women became heavily intoxicated after kissing a member of the Irish sex... fact.

How Britney Met Your Mother.

Sun, 16 Mar 2008 16:19:15 GMT

Apparently Britney Spears is set to guest star on CBS's "How I Met Your Mother."

Britney is so batshit crazy at this point that she'll probably do an amazing job. There is no "one" Britney Spears, she has so many personalities under her belt that she will literally become the character... I'm willing to bet my shoelaces that whoever her character is, she's going to be from England.

As I sit here, picturing her reemergence into the world of television, I can't help but expect her to break the fourth wall for a minute to curtsey and blow a kiss at the audience as they applaud her initial entrance onto the set.

Janet Jackson is a wizard.

Sat, 15 Mar 2008 01:22:28 GMT

So Janet Jackson made her comeback this year with her album, Discipline. She's proved once again that she is badass and... magical? In her video, Feedback, she wears a full-body while dancing in a giant bowl of milk. How she shrunk her self down to that size has got to be the result of some divine power.

Jesus walked on water, Janet on dairy... the messiah has returned with a vagina and unbeatable moves.